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Funny Christmas Wishes[/caption]Funny Christmas Wishes | Funny Christmas Greetings
Crack a joke, make someone smile and share laughter with your loved ones this Christmas. Make the day special for them by sharing funny Christmas wishes with them and forget about sharing just the ordinary Christmas wishes year after year. The special people in your life will truly cherish this moment with you and they are likely to remember it forever. Funny Christmas wishes will truly lighten someone up and make their Christmas day unforgettable.
A Christmas Reminder: Don't try to borrow any money from elves; They're always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
Santa told me you'd been very good this year , I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
Santa wont be coming this year...He died laughing when you said youd been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas.
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!
Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,But softly
gives itself away While quite unselfish
it grows small
Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones r nice to look at
but real ones are better
Dear Santa, so what i have
done mayhave been bad but
I pretty sure breaking and
entering and stealing peoples
food is worse So lets call it even
It is the Holiday season
and everyone is jolly
until you walk in Walmart
I sure hope you like your Christmas gift
It's a year's supply of me!
Is reading through statuses,
che8cking them twice, gonna find out
whos "NAUGHTY" or "NICE"!
Santa iz just like every other man
Comes and goes in less than 5 min
eats ur food,calls u a Ho
leaves before you get up.
Christmas iz truly a magical time
Its made all my money disappear
Dear Santa, after 30 years
of no delivery, just keep the damn pony.
I just want a winning lottery ticket in a
decent currency with a jackpot $100 million.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Friends
The best times are
with your dysfunctional
family during the holidays.
If some fat man snatches you
up and puts you in a bag, don't worry,
it's Santa collecting his HOs for Christmas.
I'm sending this from his bag..bring alcohol!
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it.
you're either drunk or at the north pole.
Boy I better get started
shopping for Christmas!
It is only 5 months away..
Santa is very cheerful because he knows where all the bad girls live.
You know you are getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
A Christmas Reminder: Don't try to borrow any money from elves; They're always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
Santa told me you'd been very good this year , I told him it was just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
Santa wont be coming this year...He died laughing when you said youd been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas.
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.
Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
It makes no noise at all,But softly
gives itself away While quite unselfish
it grows small
You know you are getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
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